I wrapped red pepper slices in foil for my lunch because we ran out of sandwich bags and my mom is out of town this week and I’m too lazy to go to the store JUST to get sandwich bags. This may have been fate, however, because if you think about it, how is tinfoil NOT better than plastic? It’s recyclable, you can use it in the toaster oven, it won’t suffocate little ducklings. See how I justify my laziness? If I go to hell, it’ll probably be for sloth. Though also gluttony—you should see how much cheese I eat in a week (actually, it’s better if you don’t).
Also, can we talk about how awesome coffee is? Why has no one ever explained it properly before? “It stunts your growth.” I’m already short. (Plus I’d like to see the basis for this—I bet someone just made it up because they didn’t want to share with their kid in the 1920s when supplies were short.) “It gives you heart palpitations.” Not anymore! “It’s a laxative.” How is that a bad thing? “It curbs your appetite.” Awesome, I hate breakfast anyway!
I had more to say, but I had to do this thing called work. GA-ROSS.
